Richie BerettaThe Man, The Myth, The Sandwich Artist

Hello friends, my name is Richie Beretta I'll be your driver this evening.

I was born in  Brooklyn, 1982.  Here are some things you may not have known about me:

I once saved a small South American village from an army of angry fire ants using nothing but a mason jar and a rubber spatula.  I can make minute rice in 45 seconds. Two way mirrors become one way whenever I walk in front of them out of respect. I took my grandmother to prom. I have visited over 34 countries and I have citizenship in Narnia.  I figured out a way to keep milk in my refrigerator fresh 3 days past the expiration date. My mother thinks I'm handsome. When I graduated from high school I refused to receive my diploma unless the Legend of Zelda theme song was played.